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C'mon you Whelp wipes. I mean, really... I don't even know why you bother putting together a profile.



It will happen if it does and you will know it when it happens



What does that even mean? You owe me three seconds of my life back you poop!

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moonkissed
21:53 Jan 31 2009

LOL! it is so good to have you back Dutchess.

these people make me feel like i am losing brain cells by viewing their profiles.

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If everyone seems to be able to identify a duck as a duck, and you don't? Guess what? You're the crazy one in the group. Just a fact. Unless, you are an artist and see a cubicle pheasant... (sheesh, a stretch even for me!)



Thank ya Whelpy! You're starting the year off right!



I know one person who also believes in vampires, and doesn't think that I'm completely insane for claiming to be one.



How about that!?!? In one town, two loons in one shot!

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ThothLestat
02:54 Jan 10 2009

Do you still hear it, Clarice, the screaming of the loons?

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Isis101
03:10 Jan 10 2009

Oh man...LOL!

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moonkissed
07:01 Jan 10 2009

it is something in the water. next you know there will be an epidemic. anyone know of a vampire vaccine that works? other than pointing your wand at them and saying redikulus that is.

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XxLDRxX
08:45 Jan 10 2009

No sis I don't think your inane , because if you are what the hell does that make me ? lol

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I had to laugh at this because all it made me think of were pregnancy tests!



Well as a brief rundown, I've always been fascinated by the Vampires in general, I strongly believe I am part vampire, not full. But you never know...



Now, don;t you expect a talk show about this? *giggles* Shaddup, I am medicated.

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XxLDRxX
12:10 Jan 09 2009

Oh are we having shots again sis ? Shall we match shot for shot again and see where our conversation goes to ? Luvs ya Luv Muffin !

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moonkissed
06:58 Jan 10 2009

and locked in a padded room i hope. j/k

is this serious?

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Gee, this one was simple enough. I wasn't sure if the quote was an admission or a swipe... Either way, name protected, so laugh freely!



Quote: Stupid people.





I'm not sure what to type.....





Hmmm.......well I enjoy styling my hair diferently every 1 or 2 months, but since I've pretty much shaved all of it off now I think I might let it start growing out again, I guess........idk....no ones really shocked anymore at what I do or about who I am. Everyones used to it. I guess I sorta am normal now.



pay no attention to the rambling above.

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Isis101
03:12 Jan 10 2009

Oh man...You've summed it all up quite nicely...can't add to it! LOL!

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moonkissed
06:57 Jan 10 2009

"send in the clowns"

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samanthasprettycorpse
21:11 Jan 15 2009

Sexual if she had no panties on, yes.

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